Plagiarism...

This is from http://www.scarymommy.com/when-assholes-criticize-public-breastfeeding . I've been in a pregnancy/lactating "coma" since August of 2011, so I'm not witty enough to come up with these replies on my own. I can't wait until April Mary starts lactating because I'm sure that she will be great at throwing these comebacks out there to stun those "assholes." 

I couldn't copy and paste it, but it was too funny not to share, so I took screen shots. All my breastfeeding sisters, friends, and cousins should memorize these :)